There's a dude in my Anthropology class that looks...
No, srsly. He has the beard, the face, and the build. Or maybe just the beard. I dunno.
It is now part of my headcanon that...
…Saavik is the product of the love affair between T’Pring and the Romulan Commander before T’Pring met Stonn. Though when T’Pring and the RomCom had to be separated, T’Pring took baby Saavik back to Vulcan with her to be raised as her supposedly ‘adopted’ child, trying to keep Saavik’s half-Romulan heritage as much of a secret as possible from the...
The chairs in my English Composition 101 class are...
The class is turning into a challenging test of the extent of my self control. Meep.
Based on today's events
imoness: It is now in my head canon that: Troi looks a lot like Data If you don’t know what it is, it’s Worf All random klingons are now named “Luscious” Picard and Riker fade into one another Worf is closer to Troi than Riker Everyone has red, puzzle piece shaped glasses. Luscious has longer hair than Picard (maybe) Data has a puzzle piece beard that looks strangely like...
In Anthropology today, my professor divided the class into groups of four. Each group needed to be either all male or all female. We were then asked to compile a 15-item list of physical traits that we found attractive (sexually) in the opposite gender. That is not a good question to ask an asexual. So I just sat there kind of useless while my group figured things out.
Dad announced last night that he'd figured out why...
He said that it’s my way of acknowledging that I like boys. So, I turned to him and asked “And how does that explain the femslash?”. Cue a minute of ROFL on my part. He said something along the lines of this: “But but but I only hear about the slash.” I decided that now was not the time to mention that I was currently writing a femslash insane!Azula fic...
So... During lunch today
imoness: I managed to use “Life and life, what is life?” in a conversation. I’ve managed to use “KHAAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT” in a conversation. I felt like I had accomplished something.
My math professor wore a green fatshirt today.
I automatically respected and liked her more because of it, despite green fatshirt-style clothing being not at all consciously related to Star Trek or the original fatshirt. Of course, I was also slightly envious, because I want a green fatshirt for myself. I have high hopes for this quarter/year since this is only the second day. Imagine the possibilities!
More from Ecnecsednaci: “There seems to be a path, Captain. It may lead us somewhere or to someone who can explain what this place is.” “What path-” Kirk started as he turned toward Spock. Stretching across the meadow was a winding dirt trail, something that Kirk had been sure that hadn’t existed before. “Oh. That path.” He noticed a glimmer of amusement in Spock’s eyes and gave an...
imoness: fallynleaf: imoness: fallynleaf: *snip*, Lol This reminds me, we need to do stuff for the USS Agony. Yes, yes we should. Maybe next week? I showed Uma TMP, BTW. Brendan watched some of it with us and the sickbay scene had him laughing so hard. The three of us wondered how it’s possible to interpret that movie any other way then the slashy one. Sounds good. BTW, I’m forming a...
imoness: fallynleaf: *snip*, Lol This reminds me, we need to do stuff for the USS Agony. Yes, yes we should. Maybe next week? I showed Uma TMP, BTW. Brendan watched some of it with us and the sickbay scene had him laughing so hard. The three of us wondered how it’s possible to interpret that movie any other way then the slashy one.
Writing some crack!verse. This fic will contain crossdressing, T’Pringles/RomCom romance, Kirk and Spock in Wonderland, and an intriguing game of chess. And whatever crow’s droppings my muse slips in there. The first few paragraphs are normal enough. Ecnecsednacni “I’ll have you checkmated in three moves, Spock.” Kirk said with a smile as he moved his pawn forward one square....
Netflix is better than, and cheaper than basic cable TV. I can watch, with decent quality, on my TV through the Wii, (1) Merlin, (2) Xena: Warrior Princess, (3) Star Trek I-VI + nu!Trek, (4) Doctor Who, (5) Avatar: The Last Airbender, and whatever else I can find that is available in instant streaming format, as much as I want, completely commercial-free, for only $9 a month. And more and more...
"I like the classics- Twilight, New Moon, those...
lamamama: hermione-the-owl:goodlyrottenapple:razordick:amilolomy: ~ Girl in my history class wearing a green shirt discussing romance in literature. kill it with fire Whatever. People will be stupid. Kirk/Spock is far more romantic than Twilight, anyways.
Kirk/Spock day is tomorrow
imoness: And we should write “Space husbands” in a bunch of different languages. I’ll start- Les maris du l’espace (french) (los) Esposos de espacio (Spanish) At least, if google translate is giving me the right ‘space’.
I guess that now would be a fitting time to break out the Azula GIF.
They carried her away and placed her in a cage. Iron bars, stained with rust and everything fractured and rotting away. Azula screamed at them. Her voice, her fire, all bursting from her in a terrible, consuming rage that quickly faded like dying embers into desperation. Azula burned until there was nothing left and it seemed that a cold night descended upon her and stole her fire away. ...
For the past few days my muse...
…has been urging me to write a post-series Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfic with insane!Azula and femslash and blood and whatever else my headcanon says it needs to have in it at the time. This fanfic of lolwut is now 3371 words long. TROLOLO~! Just following orders here.
So I'm leaving Texas today
imoness: fallynleaf: imoness: fallynleaf: No more TV. Or, at least no more loads and loads of channels. Which means no more TNG every night. HOW WILL I SURVIVE? I’VE BECOME DEPENDENT ON STAR TREK TO PUT ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. Well, there’s still TOS, but I need my TNG too. You could come over to my house sometime. the only problem is that it’s generally on late. Sadness. Maybe we...
So I'm leaving Texas today
imoness: fallynleaf: No more TV. Or, at least no more loads and loads of channels. Which means no more TNG every night. HOW WILL I SURVIVE? I’VE BECOME DEPENDENT ON STAR TREK TO PUT ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. Well, there’s still TOS, but I need my TNG too. You could come over to my house sometime. the only problem is that it’s generally on late. Sadness. Maybe we could record them and then...
So I'm leaving Texas today
No more TV. Or, at least no more loads and loads of channels. Which means no more TNG every night. HOW WILL I SURVIVE? I’VE BECOME DEPENDENT ON STAR TREK TO PUT ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. Well, there’s still TOS, but I need my TNG too.
I have officially converted my mom to the truth of Kirk/Spock. She now believes that it was Roddenberry’s intention and is canon. But I’m not allowed to tell my dad that.
Here's an Aesop's fable for you:
XXXII The Moon and Her Mother The moon once asked her mother to make her a little cloak that would fit her well. “How can I make a cloak to fit you?” her mother asked. “Right now you’re a new moon, but soon you’ll turn into a full moon, and later you’ll become neither one nor the other.” ~ This book automatically cheers me up whenever I...
Slashy Excerpts From The New Voyages (final part)
And to end this, I present to you all a slashy bit of bad Vulcan poetry: Sonnet from the Vulcan: Omicron Ceti Three by Shirley Meech I thought the memory of you was gone- I thought it buried underneath the years But now it rises, bright as Vulcan dawn, And I remember you, and Earth, and tears. Your tears were falling like the rains of Earth; You were the storms and roses of Earth’s spring....
Slashy Excerpts From The New Voyages (Part III)
Excerpts from The New Voyages story Mind-Sifter by Shirley S. Maiewski: (Some necessary plot background: Kirk has gone insane after the Klingon mind-sifter was used on him. He is trapped in Earth’s past in a mental asylum, and has been missing from The Enterprise for over a year) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As though from a great distance he could feel...
Slashy Excerpts From The New Voyages (Part II)
Excerpts from The New Voyages story The Winged Dreamers by Jenniler Guttridge: (Some necessary plot background: Members of The Enterprise’s crew have beamed down to a planet that creates illusions, generally showing what a person wants most to see.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “What about you? Do you like it here?” Spock eyed him warily, sensing a trap. “It is a...
Slashy Excerpts From The New Voyages (Part I)
Excerpts from The New Voyages story Ni Var by Claire Gabriel: (Some necessary plot background: Spock has been split into two people, one his human half, the other Vulcan.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stopped, horrified. In spite of his control, the Vulcan was obviously in agony. Spock-unable to tolerate a reprimand? “Something’s…hurt you,” Kirk said quietly,...
Just finished reading a book of published...
I mean, The New Voyages. Though I swear, every other story (at least) contains slashy hints. Two stories and a sonnet even go as far as to blatantly ship K/S. I will post some juicy excerpts later.
I… watched TV until 2:00 in the morning (Texas time) two nights ago. It’s so addicting because there’s always something fascinating on and when there isn’t there’ll be something that’s at least tolerable and so I’ll be sitting there watching some program on History or Discovery or National Geographic and I won’t be able to stop because I don’t...
I sit here refreshing the page even though I know that no one has posted anything new. I also talk to myself not that often, really, but I don’t think that’s much of a confession.
The Five Best Things About Star Trek
In relative order of priority: Kirk/Spock The controversial subjects/themes/morals The yay 60’s moments The fatshirt/dressing-up-to-fit-in-with-the-surroundings/the Evil Beard of Evil/sparkly gold sashes/other FABULOUS clothing items and costumes Parodying it Plus, there’s loads of other stuff like: Chekov , Uhura, Scotty and Sulu McCoy and “I’m a doctor, not a...
So, I was playing pokemon yesterday...
…and spent a few long hours chasing Entei across the Johto region before finally catching it with a normal pokeball. I spent so much time gazing upon that sprite that I noticed something. Its… eyes. They look… they look just like this picture. So now when I look at Entei I get this picture in my mind where its eyes are all crazy AWESUM!1! like that.
I've finally discovered my OTP!
If allowed to have only one OTP, then I’ll go with Achilles/Patroclus. Because Alexander and Hephaestion considered their relationship to be like that of Achilles and Patroclus, then now they’re lovers too! And, since Kirk and Spock’s relationship was modeled after Alexander and Hephaestion, THEIR LOVE IS SO CANON!