roranicus:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

trulybliss:

nocturnalaya:

whispering-willow:

ajunkiesloins:

whispering-willow:

lucindasaxon:

blanketforyourshock:

doctorwhom:

What do you think the United States Postal Service ships, though?

• Thanksgiving/Veteran’s Day?
• Valentine’s Day/Halloween? (super kinky!)
• Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa? (OT3?)
• Father’s Day/Mother’s Day? (the boringest of the holiday ships)
• Stopping because it’s scarily obvious that Tumblr has corrupted my mind.

What are you talking about

Father’s Day/Mother’s Day is canon.

Valentine’s Day/Halloween is canon, come on, just think about it

I bet it’s the only ship in which role playing is mandatory

Is it sad that I actually thought some of these things when I saw this sticker while standing in line to mail a package?

Thanksgiving/Christmas but it’s actually a love triangle because Christmas and New Years have this sexual tension going on, but it’s really just physical and everyone knows in the end Thankmas will be ultimately canon. (Spoiler alert: New Years and St. Patrick’s Day end up adopting a baby in season 4 and become the cutest gay couple ever!)

Reblogging again because ^THAT made my evening. XD

Oh the Holidays will never be the same…

Hanukkah and Easter’s relationship must be kept a secret because their families would never approve.

^

AWWWWWWWWW SHIT

No, Chrismukkah is the best ship, you all can just go home now.

This sign reminds me of a My Little Pony fanfic that’s entirely based on this sort of “shipping” pun: Shipping and Handling.