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Kira&Steph - Waiting For Your Call
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fucksocial:

seedysunflower:

A Johnlock “I’ll Follow You Into the Dark” Parody

Album art and lyrics by Steph (seedysunflower) and vocals by Kira (fucksocial)

—————

Gunshots sound,

my face pressed against the ground

I’m lost but never found

Won’t someone please, come wake me up

—-

Lights too bright

These sheets, shouldn’t they be white?

Now rusted, they wrap too tight

Waiting for the knife to cut

—-

Weren’t you there for me?

Am I just your refugee?

These broken walls I build, cascading down on me

If no one’s there beside you

When you have to fall

I’ll still be waiting for your call

—-

After that day

I prayed that you could stay

You left me in disarray

I stood in that street for hours

And I held my tongue

Could not stand to come undone

And hid my face from the sun

Now on your grave I lay these flowers

—-

Weren’t you there for me?

Am I just your refugee?

These broken walls I build, cascading down on me

No one was there beside you

When you had to fall

Still, I am waiting for your call

—-

That second

No time for me to beckon

You down from that reckoning

The sky cracked into red  

—-

And splintered down

free falling without a sound

In your veins, no pulse I found

How can I know this is true?

Is this adieu?

—-

Weren’t you there for me?

Am I just your refugee?

These broken walls I build, cascading down on me

If no one’s there beside you

When you have to fall

I’ll still be waiting for your call

Still, oh I’m waiting for your call

—————

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vivianandhersocalledlife:

jamesmariarty:

ONE POST MORE (Les Miserables Parody for Sherlockians)

Written by Consulting-Comedian, PerlockHolmes and JamesMariarty [x]

Performed by JamesMariarty

LYRICS

One post more,
Another click, another twenty posts
How’d this text post get 10,000 notes?
These people who fill up my dash,
Reblogging mr. Cumberbatch…

One post more….

I have reblogged that picture twice,
But one more time surely can’t hurt, right?

(One post more)

That picture of him sure is nice
Should I reblog, I think I just might…

One more post then I’ll go sleep,
(Will I ever log off here?)
One more post no one reblogs,
(No one seems to follow me)
Why must we wait for season 3?
(Moffat keeps on trolling us)
I’ll soon regret my OTP…


One more day and March has come!
(I have waited for a year)
Promo pictures will be given,
(I have cried so many tears)
It’s been really hard for some,
(It has felt like twenty years)
Will you freak out now with me?

The time is now!
The day is here!

(One post more!)

One post more and then it’s over
I will switch my laptop off!
I’ll be ready for these promos,
Even though it’ll be tough!

(One post more)

Watch Tumblr explode,
as soon’s we get our fix,
we’ll reblog all the Freeman,
and the Benedict!
Crossovers are good,
AU’s they are gold,
Angst, smut, fluff, and crackfics
Hold me, I am sold.

(One day to another season

- This is going in my queue

Tag your spoilers, tag them now

- Tag your spoilers, tag them now

We are lost and beyond reason

- Hey! This picture here is new!

Do you hear the fandom cry?)

My blog is full of cries and feels!

One post more!

[THROUGH EACH OTHER]

(I have reblogged that picture twice)
(One more post then I’ll go sleep)
(But one more time surely can’t hurt, right?)
(Watch tumblr explode, as soon we get our fix, we’ll reblog all the Freeman and the Benedict! Crossovers are good, AUs they are gold…)
(One post more!)
(One more post and then it’s over, I will switch my laptop off, I’ll be ready for these promos, even though it will be tough)
(Why must we wait for season 3?)
(That picture of him sure is nice! Should I reblog, I think I just might…)

In March will be the Judgement Day
In March tumblr discovers what their dark lord Moffat has in store!

One more post
One more month

One post more!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD

watchtheskytonight:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lokis-army-at-221b:

sherlock10knotes:

utterly-johnlocked:

rawrded:

ununpentium:

lostwithoutmyboswell:

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

foreverwholockian:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ironspy:

Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)
Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.

I giggled at the milk. 

“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”

This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.

Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.
7:10Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 7:18Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 7:23“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”7:26 There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock. 7:27Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh. 7:28 Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
7:28John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe. 
7:29Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works.  7:32Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
7:33Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.   7:34Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks. 7:35Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up. 7:35Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.7:36Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom. 7:37Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson. 7:37 Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.  7:40John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White. 7:38The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.7:45John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.7:46Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 7:46Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody. 7:46Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime. 
7:50
Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf. 
 7:47John proposes they play Monopoly.Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell. 
8:00
In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.

That ficlet. THAT FICLET. 


Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

That’s just what I needed.

(Source: ironspy)

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

i can’t not reblog this

I tried so hard to scroll past that ficlet.
I couldn’t

watchtheskytonight:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lokis-army-at-221b:

sherlock10knotes:

utterly-johnlocked:

rawrded:

ununpentium:

lostwithoutmyboswell:

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

foreverwholockian:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ironspy:

Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)

Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.

I giggled at the milk. 

“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”

This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.

Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.

7:10
Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 

7:18
Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 

7:23
“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”

7:26 
There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock. 

7:27
Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh. 

7:28 
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:28
John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe. 

7:29
Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:32
Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:33
Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.  

7:34
Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks. 

7:35
Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up. 

7:35

Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.

7:36
Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom. 

7:37
Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson. 

7:37
 
Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.  

7:40
John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White. 

7:38
The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.

7:45
John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.

7:46
Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

7:46
Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody. 

7:46
Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime. 

7:50

Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf. 


7:47
John proposes they play Monopoly.
Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell. 

8:00

In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.

That ficlet. THAT FICLET. 

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Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

That’s just what I needed.

(Source: ironspy)

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

i can’t not reblog this

I tried so hard to scroll past that ficlet.

I couldn’t

cosmic-nerd-angel:

If Sherlock was an animated show. 

I took random screencaps from A Scandal in Belgravia and redrew them as cartoons.  

superwholockfeels:

kkay58:

moonblossom:

professorfangirl:

livia-carica:

notcrazyiswear:

br0-harry:

full size

This is so beautiful I can’t stop staring at it. Wow.

Forever reblog. Then have a bit of a weep at the beauty of it. 

Jaysus.

It’s John’s little eyebrow quirk at the end of this that always kills me.

This. This is the kiss I want to happen.

Oh lord i’m dying, fuck, this is so perfect <3

superwholockfeels:

kkay58:

moonblossom:

professorfangirl:

livia-carica:

notcrazyiswear:

br0-harry:

full size

This is so beautiful I can’t stop staring at it. Wow.

Forever reblog. Then have a bit of a weep at the beauty of it. 

Jaysus.

It’s John’s little eyebrow quirk at the end of this that always kills me.

This. This is the kiss I want to happen.

Oh lord i’m dying, fuck, this is so perfect <3

[x]

tiemur submitted:
Sherlock parody

I found this on youtube thought you would like it! 

http://youtu.be/vKgtvYS6YVo

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tHE THEME SONG

mizufae:

reapersun:

 Sherlock as Howl from Howl’s moving castle, if you’d like!!!— dragon-in-a-top-hat
remember several weeks ago when i opened requests for like two minutes and said i’d do three but then i only did two
here is the third one lol

this is UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*combusts*

mizufae:

reapersun:

 Sherlock as Howl from Howl’s moving castle, if you’d like!!!
— dragon-in-a-top-hat

remember several weeks ago when i opened requests for like two minutes and said i’d do three but then i only did two

here is the third one lol

this is UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*combusts*

Sherlock Women and Feminism: Irene Adler

stfu-moffat:

Irene Adler. The Woman. The only woman to ever beat Sherlock Holmes. It was with trepidation that many fans waited for A Scandal in Belgravia. Some were ecstatic when it came out; many others horribly disappointed. Before the episode aired, there were many people who were worried that Irene would be a love interest for Sherlock, whether it be because they are die-hard shippers who didn’t want a woman getting in the way of ~their ship~ or the idea that Irene and Holmes being in love is nothing new. The latter is based off of many, many years of fandom pairing Irene with Holmes, despite the fact the first paragraph in A Scandal in Bohemia states:

TO SHERLOCK HOLMES she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position.

As you can see, there wasn’t any love between Holmes and Irene. Admiration, respect, possible scorn, yes, but never love. Though Irene and Holmes met face to face several times, they never did so without the use of disguises. Holmes dressed up as a workman the first time and acted as an impromptu witness to Irene Adler’s marriage to Godfrey Norton. The second time, he was dressed as a clergyman in order to find where she hid the photograph of her and the King of Bohemia. The third, and last, time they met, she was dressed in men’s clothing and followed Holmes after he found where the photograph was located, and said ‘Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes.’ Holmes could not pinpoint who she was, and therefore she managed to beat him at his own game.

Why then, do many scholars like to create a romance between the two? Even though there was no love between them, and even though she married the man she desired and went away with in order to escape harassment? William Baring-Gould, one of the leading scholars of Sherlock Holmes and editor of the Annotated Volumes of Sherlock Holmes, even continued the theory that Nero Wolfe (an American detective) was the child of Holmes and Irene conceived during the Hiatus. In more recent times, Irene Adler was the love interest to Robert Downey Jr’s Holmes. It’s also particular how many pastiches, adaptations, and stories like to play up the idea that Irene Adler was a thief and a femme fatale. She was an adventuress, yes, but only in the sense that she travelled abroad, acted outside of the familiar female norm, and was courted by men outside of her class. The entirety of her criminal exploits was rudimentary blackmail which she was using as a means to keep the King of Bohemia from invading her life even further. He had sent many teams to try and steal the photograph, ransacking her house and breaching her privacy. It’s no wonder she went to such extremes to keep something sentimental to her kept under lock and key.

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So we watched the last episode of Sherlock season 2 today, and I was really struck by how much of a men’s story it is: it’s all down to a confrontation between the two (male) leads on a rooftop, while the remaining (male) lead rushes to the rescue and comes too late. The H and I identified 5 women in the entire storyline, and there were so few women with so little screen time that we had to struggle to come up with them. The women (whom you barely see) fall into the broad roles of: the moral support (Molly/Mrs Hudson), the evil bitch (Donovan), and a couple supporting characters (the helpless kidnapped girl whose only role is to scream her head off, and the housekeeper who gets 20s of screen time before we move on to more important things). Everyone else is male. I mean freaking everyone else, up to the superintendent and the contingent of assassins that conveniently move in next to Baker Street.

Meanwhile, those few women are all… bit parts? People far removed from the centre of the narration, who total very little screentime and have so very little importance overall. As a cumulative effect, it’s rather unsettling, and ends up being alienating (even the H balked). And I wish this was a one-off effect, something that happened only in this episode of this particular show, but this isn’t the first time I’ve had the feeling that TV shows only show us major women characters through a great effort of will (A Scandal in Bohemia, for instance, basically only had Irene Adler as a major female lead); or if they happen to need a handy victim (in which case said women tend to be dead, or to wind up dead in very short order).

And, you know, we were talking about it with the H, and I actually started making excuses for the show, going “but of course they’re going by the original short stories, and those were misogynistic as heck…”. Then some dim memory of reading the short stories struck me, and I checked myself, and went to the bookshelves to get our thick volume of Sherlock Holmes stories. And sure enough, those are full of women. I’m not saying they’re good women roles (they mostly conform to Victorian expectations), but at least they’re here, and they’re not only here, but up-front and centre in a great majority of the stories. You have heiresses to fortunes, and adventuresses (hello, Irene Adler) and spies; but you also have wronged wives, and wives trying to protect their children from grasping husbands and insane sons, and spinster ladies struggling to make a living; and sisters living together in their old ages, and dozens other women who have a strong presence in the narration and that don’t give you the feeling that the writer just happened to erase those bits of humanity that he didn’t approve of.
“‘Sherlock’ and the Case of the Invisible Women” [x] (via mswyrr)